The Gremlin's Wings

…what? Just because I do not have cable means I can not step in and say what I thought about a TV show’s series premiere?

Moving on…

If no one knows what the Stargate franchise is, allow me to summarize. It’s all based off of the 1994 movie named Stargate, starring Val Kilmer and James Spader. Basically, the movie was about this device found in the Egyptian deserts called a stargate that can create stable wormholes in between two of these gates. Blah blah blah, big talk about Egyptian symbols, the pyramids were really landing platforms for spaceships, yadda yadda yadda, BAM they go through the gate and find a tribe of humans that worship the sun-god Ra. Basically after that, it turns into a sci-fi action film. At the end, they blow up the bad guy, the geeky guy gets the hot girl and stays behind, and the military guys go home. Roll credits.

The film got itself a cult following, and eventually a group of people pitched a sci-fi TV show based upon this premise (with a few minor revisions to the details) and then Stargate SG-1 was born, which lasted a decade of (in my opinion) pretty decent storytelling. Sure, there was some weak points, but what show doesn’t? Show me someone who thinks that every episode of any show did not need any improvements that lasted that long, and I will show you every type of happy pill that’s in their medicine cabinet. Then there was another spin-off, Stargate Atlantis, that pushed it further, going into another galaxy.

But, well, what franchise doesn’t try to go that one more?

Stargate Universe logo - screencap for stargate.mgm.com trailer

Stargate Universe, unlike the previous outings, takes, in my opinion, so far what looks to be the grit of the original movie and try to bottle it up into a TV show. I am just going to come out and say it: I like it. I have been a fan of the series before this, and to be honest, the new direction was quite refreshing. 2009 is truly the time of the re-imagined old universes getting their day. We had Star Trek earlier, and now this.

Now, here’s what I like:

• The sets were not “chipper”. If you look at Atlantis, the main sets they needed every day were just so cheerful in comparisons – reds and light blues, lots of bright beauty shots of the base, abandoned for 10,000 years but still in pristine condition. SG-1 was looking to be somewhat hopeful with their sets as well, with the Cheyenne Mountain complex in bright lights and stuff. Stargate Universe tossed 80 people into a hundred thousand year old starship on a course to the edge of the Known Universe, and it felt like it. The sets were dirty, brown and black, there was grime everywhere… it looked old. It felt old.
• Colonel Young/Dr. Rush. No, I am not talking about slash-fic – now THAT is a mental image I want to erase. I am talking about the character dynamic in between the two. I liked the play in between the military and the brainy civilian know-it-all, and I believe the two actors carried the part well. I couldn’t even remember that Robert Carlyle was in any other movies… like The Full Monty.
• They killed Christopher MacDonald. I have seen him in enough asshole parts, and him playing a good guy Senator didn’t really fly with me that well. Thumbs up on that one.
• Desperation. You’re lost out in space, inconceivably far away from home… and you actually got the feeling that they were struggling. Only two sci-fi franchises have attempted something like this, and one failed so miserably with this premise it should be taken out back and shot, while still being a relatively okay series if you ignore that fact. The other was the re-imagined Battlestar Galactica. SGU does this job very well so far, and I hope it keeps this momentum for the series.
• Eli. The gamer kid who ended up solving a mathematical proof embedded in a video game – which was Stargate Worlds, by the way – was beamed out of his home and onto a spaceship, and just gets thrown into situations all the time. I loved that.
• According to the literature on the series, Ming-Na’s character is a lesbian. Wow, the person that played Mulan is not so Disney-clean anymore, h-uh?
• There was no big bad guy forced down your throat within the first two hours of the series. The only enemy they really have is each other, and the fractures start to show.
• Small nitpick, but one that fueled online debates: they corrected an error from the Stargate Atlantis finale that really irked people. Thank you production design team on Stargate Universe for naming the George Hammond the RIGHT thing instead of the General Hammond. (For people unfamiliar, General Hammond was the first commander in Stargate SG-1 of the command center for the base. Don S. Davis, the man that played Hammond, died before the series finale of Atlantis, and they made the character die and named a battlecruiser after his character.)

And here is the things I did not like:

• The actors that play the Lieutenant and the Marine Sergeant. I did not like them. They just did not seem… right for the part. The Lieutenant I thought was more believable, but not by much. I wanted to get behind the Lieutenant, and I felt for the Lieutenant… but I could not fully get behind him as a character. The Marine Sergeant was worse; I wanted him pushed out of an airlock.
• Lou Diamond Phillips. Uh… where was he? He showed his face, what, once? I was promised some Lou Diamond Phillips time, now someone please get me some bad-ass Lou Diamond Phillips action time up in this series!
• The three-parter. That irritates the crap out of me. The two-hour series premiere is actually two of the three parts of the general arc of this storyline. That just makes me want to stab things with pointy objects because I have to wait another painstaking week in order to finish my unfinished business with this show.
• Man, the Ancients must be really conveniently seeding the way for this ship to make it this far with drone ships manufacturing stargates for them… it smells like plot convenience, and while I understand that you can not have a Stargate show without stargates… it just seemed to be a little off, and just too convenient.
• I want more! Stabbity-stab-stab-stab.

Well, another thing to add to the “things I would get cable back in my house for” list. Still is not enough, though.

Other reviewers give shows, movies or music thumbs up, stars, percentages… but me? I am just going to say I liked it, and that it drew me in for the next episode. Sure, it has its shortcomings, but hey, what new show doesn’t?

(Oh, and a side note for MGM: if you want to advertise a Stargate show like a movie, then make it a movie, dammit. The trailer was completely misleading.)